What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?Eggplant.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESSponsoredEarn Massive Cash Back With This CardCheck card offersWhich insect makes the best father?See PunchlineSponsoredIt May Be Time to Hear More Clearly With Audien Hearing AidsCompare Audien ModelsWhy are lunges a great way to start exercising?See PunchlineSponsoredStill Carrying Multiple Pairs? Try One Adjustable AlternativeSee adjustable lensesWho does everyone's hair in space?See PunchlineSponsoredEven Frugal People Fall for This Money TrapReview the listWhat do you call a dog who does magic tricks?See PunchlineWhy do nails need so much pain relief?See PunchlineWhy did the cake strike out in baseball?See PunchlineWhat do insects learn at school?See PunchlineWhere does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?See PunchlineWhat do sheep always carry on a hot day?See PunchlineWhat do you call a sleeping dinosaur?See PunchlineWhat do sheep wear when it gets chilly?See PunchlineWhy is laughter the best medicine?See PunchlineWhy did the keyboard leave work early?See PunchlineWhat happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?See PunchlineWhat do you call a dinosaur fart?See PunchlineWhat do you call it when Batman skips church?See PunchlineWhat building always gets stains on it?See PunchlineWhy did the Uber driver get fired?See PunchlineCan a kangaroo jump higher than a house?See PunchlineWhich candy bar belongs in the hall of fame?See Punchline
