Why did the Uber driver get fired?The passengers kept reporting him for going the extra mile.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESSponsoredEarn Massive Cash Back With This CardCheck card offersWhat's a fun hobby for an accountant?See PunchlineSponsoredIt May Be Time to Hear More Clearly With Audien Hearing AidsCompare Audien ModelsWhy did the airplane get grounded?See PunchlineSponsoredStill Carrying Multiple Pairs? Try One Adjustable AlternativeSee adjustable lensesWhat washes up on miniature beaches?See PunchlineSponsoredEven Frugal People Fall for This Money TrapReview the listWhy do trees try new things every fall?See PunchlineWhy can't Cinderella™ play soccer?See PunchlineWhere do cowboys make chili?See PunchlineWhy do planets stay friendly?See PunchlineWhat do squirrels give for valentines?See PunchlineWhat do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?See PunchlineWhy did the kid wear socks over his pants to school?See PunchlineWhy should you stand in a corner if you're cold?See PunchlineWhy did the Roman chicken cross the road?See PunchlineWho is the saddest person at McDonald's®?See PunchlineIf there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?See PunchlineWhy was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?See PunchlineWhat's a car's favorite TV show?See PunchlineWhat superpower do all middle children have?See PunchlineWhat do you call the dog magician?See PunchlineWhy did Grandpa add wheels to his chair?See PunchlineWhy do pigs tell jokes?See Punchline
