What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?An octopuss.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESSponsoredEarn Massive Cash Back With This CardCheck card offersWhere does the pepperoni go on vacation?See PunchlineSponsoredIt May Be Time to Hear More Clearly With Audien Hearing AidsCompare Audien ModelsWhat's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?See PunchlineSponsoredStill Carrying Multiple Pairs? Try One Adjustable AlternativeSee adjustable lensesWhat did the horse say when it collapsed?See PunchlineSponsoredEven Frugal People Fall for This Money TrapReview the listWhy are mountains always worn out?See PunchlineWhat did the man say when the calf attended church?See PunchlineWhy did the candy parents mix up their kids?See PunchlineWhere do surfers go to school?See PunchlineWhere do kittens learn to paddle?See PunchlineWhat do you call a belt made of clocks?See PunchlineWhat did one tectonic plate say when it bumped into the other?See PunchlineWhich celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?See PunchlineHow many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?See PunchlineWhat kind of chicken is the funniest?See PunchlineWhat do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?See PunchlineWhy was the compass hired as a tour guide?See PunchlineWhat do you call a sleeping dinosaur?See PunchlineWhy did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?See PunchlineWhat is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?See PunchlineWhere do vampires stash their savings?See PunchlineWhat car doesn't seem to go anywhere?See Punchline
