Where do vampires stash their savings?In a vein account.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESSponsoredEarn Massive Cash Back With This CardCheck card offersWhy should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?See PunchlineSponsoredIt May Be Time to Hear More Clearly With Audien Hearing AidsCompare Audien ModelsWhy do some folks enjoy snails?See PunchlineSponsoredStill Carrying Multiple Pairs? Try One Adjustable AlternativeSee adjustable lensesHow do you get a country girl to like you?See PunchlineSponsoredEven Frugal People Fall for This Money TrapReview the listWhat do you call an ant that stays in a rental house?See PunchlineWhat is the biggest ant in the world?See PunchlineWhat did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?See PunchlineWhy did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?See PunchlineWhich animals rush into love too fast?See PunchlineWhat does a panda ghost say?See PunchlineWhat happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?See PunchlineWhat dog never pays attention in class?See PunchlineNurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?See PunchlineWhat kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?See PunchlineWhy did the Easter egg hide?See PunchlineWhy did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?See PunchlineWhere did the lions move to when they came to the US?See PunchlineWhat do you call a meetup for single hikers?See PunchlineWhat vehicles are in the best shape?See PunchlineWhy was the pilot so easily distracted?See PunchlineWhich animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?See Punchline
