Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?She couldn't control her pupils.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESSponsoredEarn Massive Cash Back With This CardCheck card offersWhat kind of water do fireworks like?See PunchlineSponsoredIt May Be Time to Hear More Clearly With Audien Hearing AidsCompare Audien ModelsWhy was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?See PunchlineSponsoredStill Carrying Multiple Pairs? Try One Adjustable AlternativeSee adjustable lensesWhat is time's favorite breed of dog?See PunchlineSponsoredEven Frugal People Fall for This Money TrapReview the listWhat do you call a bear with no teeth?See PunchlineWhat do you get when you mix a parrot with an elephant?See PunchlineWhat did the mama flower say?See PunchlineDid you hear the snow finally melted?See PunchlineWhy couldn't the senior feline see anymore?See PunchlineWhat's a bog's favorite sweet treat?See PunchlineWhy does the orange always lose in races?See PunchlineWhat does a bicyclist ride during the winter?See PunchlineWhy did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?See PunchlineWhich candy is always picking fights?See PunchlineWhy did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?See PunchlineWhat do you call a vacation at home?See PunchlineWho is the ultimate father of the sea?See PunchlineWhat is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?See PunchlineWhich jungle also provides free two-day shipping?See PunchlineWhy did the cloud like the fog?See PunchlineWhat tree has the most bark?See Punchline
