Why was the dairy grumpy?It was sour cream.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESSponsoredEarn Massive Cash Back With This CardCheck card offersWhy did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?See PunchlineSponsoredIt May Be Time to Hear More Clearly With Audien Hearing AidsCompare Audien ModelsWhat dish did Santa bring to dinner?See PunchlineSponsoredStill Carrying Multiple Pairs? Try One Adjustable AlternativeSee adjustable lensesWhat birds make average students?See PunchlineSponsoredEven Frugal People Fall for This Money TrapReview the listWhat do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?See PunchlineWhat kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?See PunchlineWhere do you set your drinks at a theme park?See PunchlineWhy do basketball players love to decorate houses?See PunchlineKnock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who?See PunchlineWhy are chemists so good at solving problems?See PunchlineWhat's a fork's favorite holiday?See PunchlineWhat goes by slower than a plot-less movie?See PunchlineWhat do you call tiny potatoes?See PunchlineWhat lullaby do kittens love?See PunchlineWhat do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?See PunchlineWhat do you call a plane full of bulls?See PunchlineWhy did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?See PunchlineWhat fairy loves to count?See PunchlineWhy don't sheep mind winter at all?See PunchlineWill invisible planes ever be popular?See PunchlineWhy don't poodles brush their teeth?See Punchline