Why shouldn't you tell jokes to a duck?Because they'll quack up.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESSponsoredEarn Massive Cash Back With This CardCheck card offersWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?See PunchlineSponsoredIt May Be Time to Hear More Clearly With Audien Hearing AidsCompare Audien ModelsWhy don't poodles brush their teeth?See PunchlineSponsoredStill Carrying Multiple Pairs? Try One Adjustable AlternativeSee adjustable lensesWhat do bananas say when they answer the phone?See PunchlineSponsoredEven Frugal People Fall for This Money TrapReview the listWhat's a landscaper's favorite type of music?See PunchlineWhy is a bee's hair always neat?See PunchlineWhat's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?See PunchlineWhy couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?See PunchlineWhat's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?See PunchlineWhy can't skeletons play music at a church?See PunchlineWhat did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?See PunchlineWhat do photographers cook?See PunchlineWhat's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?See PunchlineWhat's the ocean's favorite song?See PunchlineWhat do you call a sad strawberry shake?See PunchlineMy brother is my partner in mischief-until what?See PunchlineWhat did the airline worker name her child?See PunchlineWhat do you call a group of elephants in the pool?See PunchlineWhy do librarians never make plans?See PunchlineHow do books prefer to communicate?See PunchlineWhat does a lioness call her partner?See Punchline
