Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?Because he won the No-Belle Prize.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESSponsoredEarn Massive Cash Back With This CardCheck card offersWhat do you say if you meet a toad?See PunchlineSponsoredIt May Be Time to Hear More Clearly With Audien Hearing AidsCompare Audien ModelsWhat's a frog's favorite sport?See PunchlineSponsoredStill Carrying Multiple Pairs? Try One Adjustable AlternativeSee adjustable lensesWhich celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?See PunchlineSponsoredEven Frugal People Fall for This Money TrapReview the listWhat haircut do bees love?See PunchlineWhy couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?See PunchlineWhat happens when monkeys split up?See PunchlineWhat did the lovesick bull say to the cow?See PunchlineWhy was the science experiment always changing its mind?See PunchlineWhich bureau of the US government has the best breath?See PunchlineWhere do chefs tell jokes?See PunchlineWhat's a ghost's favorite work schedule?See PunchlineWhat is the strongest animal?See PunchlineWhy are boxers good comedians?See PunchlineWhat is the difference between fleas and dogs?See PunchlineWhat should you name your daughter born on Christmas?See PunchlineWhat do you call shaving a crazy sheep?See PunchlineWhy did the baker have so many children?See PunchlineHow do you send a message in the forest?See PunchlineWhy do cats visit the masseuse so often?See PunchlineWhat's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?See Punchline
