Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?Because education pays off in the long run.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESSponsoredEarn Massive Cash Back With This CardCheck card offersIf you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?See PunchlineSponsoredIt May Be Time to Hear More Clearly With Audien Hearing AidsCompare Audien ModelsWhat do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?See PunchlineSponsoredStill Carrying Multiple Pairs? Try One Adjustable AlternativeSee adjustable lensesDid you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?See PunchlineSponsoredEven Frugal People Fall for This Money TrapReview the listWhy are the mountains so tired?See PunchlineWhy did the scientist invite his monster to dinner?See PunchlineWhy do rabbits make good jewelers?See PunchlineWhat kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?See PunchlineWhat's a vegetable's favorite game to play?See PunchlineWhy does Jesus drive so much?See PunchlineIf you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?See PunchlineWhat does a bear cub call its grandfather?See PunchlineWhat did the coach say to the broken vending machine?See PunchlineWhere do athletes go on a Valentine's date?See PunchlineWhich flowers don't belong in a bouquet?See PunchlineWhat's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?See PunchlineWhat do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?See PunchlineWhat sweet treat never panics?See PunchlineWhy do sewers make terrible runners?See PunchlineWhat did they call Dracula when he won the league?See PunchlineWhy did the twins join the Air Force?See Punchline
