Why do people wear shamrocks for the holiday?Because it's the luckiest leaf around.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESSponsoredEarn Massive Cash Back With This CardCheck card offersWhat do you call a happy Lassie?See PunchlineSponsoredIt May Be Time to Hear More Clearly With Audien Hearing AidsCompare Audien ModelsWhat did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?See PunchlineSponsoredStill Carrying Multiple Pairs? Try One Adjustable AlternativeSee adjustable lensesWhich celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?See PunchlineSponsoredEven Frugal People Fall for This Money TrapReview the listWhy couldn't the athlete listen to her music?See PunchlineWhat happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?See PunchlineWe tried to teach our cows how to be actors.See PunchlineWhat did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?See PunchlineWhy did the bird open a savings account?See PunchlineWhy was the chameleon such a good cashier?See PunchlineWhy should you not pamper a cow?See PunchlineWhat did the salad say to its dad?See PunchlineWhat do you say to the person who invented zero?See PunchlineWhat does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?See PunchlineWhat do you call a hotdog at Halloween?See PunchlineWhat do you call an egg laid on a rooftop?See PunchlineHow does a bee keep up with gossip?See PunchlineWhat are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?See PunchlineWhy wouldn't the shop take the crab's money?See PunchlineWhat do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?See PunchlineDid you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? See Punchline
