Why do diners never serve lobster?They're shellfish.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESWhat do you call a fly that enters a beehive?See PunchlineDaughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"See PunchlineWhat does Catwoman always carry with her?See PunchlineWhat type of pasta helps you relax?See PunchlineHow did the pirate call his mom?See PunchlineWhat day do hands always go to church?See PunchlineWhat do you get when you cross a computer with a guard dog?See PunchlineWhat is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?See PunchlineWhich tree loves a day at the shore?See PunchlineWhere do football directors go when they are fed up?See PunchlineWhat part of a fish is the most musical?See PunchlineWhy do bees stay in their hives during the summer?See PunchlineWhy are trees so carefree this time of year?See PunchlineHow does a single horse RSVP to a party?See PunchlineWhat did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?See PunchlineWhat did the raspberry say to his valentine?See PunchlineWhy did the cat put on a cocktail dress?See PunchlineWhat happened when the owl lost his voice?See PunchlineWhat did summer say to autumn on their first date?See PunchlineWhat do cellos eat for breakfast?See PunchlineWhy did the cloud like the fog?See Punchline
