Why did the turkey join a band before Thanksgiving?He already had the drumsticks.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESWho is the bees' favorite singer?See PunchlineWhat do you call a soldier who loves barbecue?See PunchlineWhat's a horse's favorite fruit?See PunchlineWhat's faster, the heat or the cold?See PunchlineWhat do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?See PunchlineWhat did the biologist wear on his big date?See PunchlineWhat dinosaur had the best vocabulary?See PunchlineWhat did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?See PunchlineWhy is furniture so generous?See PunchlineWhat's the most popular cat in New England?See PunchlineWhat kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?See PunchlineWhat do leprechauns love to barbeque?See PunchlineI like telling Dad jokes.See PunchlineWhy did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?See PunchlineWhat did the player say after losing his spot on the team?See PunchlineWhat is the opposite of coffee?See PunchlineWhat do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?See PunchlineWhere do frogs stash their cash?See PunchlineDid you hear the joke about the pop fly?See PunchlineWhy does a milking stool only have two legs?See PunchlineWhy wasn't the meal on the tiny plane very good?See Punchline
