Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?Because her grandma told her she was an angel!Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESSponsoredEarn Massive Cash Back With This CardCheck card offersWhy did Comet get a cleaning job?See PunchlineSponsoredIt May Be Time to Hear More Clearly With Audien Hearing AidsCompare Audien ModelsWho do fish hire to play at their weddings?See PunchlineSponsoredStill Carrying Multiple Pairs? Try One Adjustable AlternativeSee adjustable lensesWhere do surfers go to school?See PunchlineSponsoredEven Frugal People Fall for This Money TrapReview the listWhat do you call two dentists who never agree?See PunchlineWhat do you call a flower that runs on electricity?See PunchlineWhat did the students say about the new audio textbook?See PunchlineWhat's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?See PunchlineWhy did the cheese avoid the slicer?See PunchlineWhich is a postman's favorite animal?See PunchlineWhy did the orange juice win the award?See PunchlineWhat do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?See PunchlineHow do you make antifreeze?See PunchlineWhy was the onion's closing argument impossible to beat?See PunchlineWhat did the stair machines call each other?See PunchlineWhat do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?See PunchlineWhat do you give a sick pig?See PunchlineWhere do snowmen check the forecast?See PunchlineWhat sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?See PunchlineWhat's the most common blood type for insects?See PunchlineWhat's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?See Punchline
