Why did the espresso check its wristwatch?It was pressed for time.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESSponsoredEarn Massive Cash Back With This CardCheck card offersWhy aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?See PunchlineSponsoredIt May Be Time to Hear More Clearly With Audien Hearing AidsCompare Audien ModelsDid you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?See PunchlineSponsoredStill Carrying Multiple Pairs? Try One Adjustable AlternativeSee adjustable lensesWhat do tailors call perfect evidence?See PunchlineSponsoredEven Frugal People Fall for This Money TrapReview the listWhich forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?See PunchlineWhat do you call a cow with a twitch?See PunchlineWhat did Darwin's kid say to a sibling?See PunchlineWhat did the drummer name his twin daughters?See PunchlineHow does a cucumber turn into a pickle?See PunchlineWhat do a striker and a magician have in common?See PunchlineWhy did the son smash his piggy bank?See PunchlineWhat do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?See PunchlineWhy are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?See PunchlineWhat did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?See PunchlineWho isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?See PunchlineWhat do goats say to make their kids laugh?See PunchlineWhat do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?See PunchlineWhy are dentist's kids so well-mannered?See PunchlineWhy is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?See PunchlineWhat is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?See PunchlineWhat should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?See Punchline
