Why did the duck cross the road?Because it was the chicken's day off.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESWhat's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?See PunchlineWhat did the hostess name her daughter?See PunchlineWhat is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?See PunchlineWhy did the bulldog have an accent?See PunchlineWhat has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?See PunchlineWhy did the sea captain go on so many dates?See PunchlineWhy didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?See PunchlineWhat kinds of cats do kids love to play with?See PunchlineWhat do math teachers eat?See PunchlineWhat should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?See PunchlineWhy was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?See PunchlineWhat did the airline worker name her child?See PunchlineWhat is a baker's favorite children's story?See PunchlineWhat did the tree say to its branches in autumn?See PunchlineWhat dance do rabbits love at parties?See PunchlineWhat's a tuna's favorite game?See PunchlineWhy did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?See PunchlineWhat's an astronaut's favorite snack?See PunchlineWhat do eye doctors do on vacation?See PunchlineWhy doesn't Dracula have any friends?See PunchlineHow do you grill cheese?See Punchline
