Which cats love to be petted?Purrrr-sians.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESSponsoredEarn Massive Cash Back With This CardCheck card offersHow can you make 7 even?See PunchlineSponsoredIt May Be Time to Hear More Clearly With Audien Hearing AidsCompare Audien ModelsWhy do carbonated drinks like playing sports?See PunchlineSponsoredStill Carrying Multiple Pairs? Try One Adjustable AlternativeSee adjustable lensesWhy do cubes make great referees?See PunchlineSponsoredEven Frugal People Fall for This Money TrapReview the listWhat do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?See PunchlineIf Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?See PunchlineWhat did April say about all the tournament hype?See PunchlineWhy did the orange stop halfway up the hill?See PunchlineWhat do you call a happy cowboy?See PunchlineWhat fish only swims at night?See PunchlineWhat is the coolest country?See PunchlineWhy are groundhogs so grouchy?See PunchlineWhy did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?See PunchlineHow do dog catchers get paid?See PunchlineWhat did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?See PunchlineWhich parent loves the planet most?See PunchlineWhat did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?See PunchlineWhen should you start writing a book?See PunchlineHow do scientists freshen their breath?See PunchlineWhat do you call a cow with a newborn?See PunchlineWhich celebrity always decorates the best holiday trees?See Punchline
