Which candy is always running behind schedule?Choco-wait.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESSponsoredEarn Massive Cash Back With This CardCheck card offersWhat did the salad say to the fridge?See PunchlineSponsoredIt May Be Time to Hear More Clearly With Audien Hearing AidsCompare Audien ModelsWhich animal dresses like a lumberjack?See PunchlineSponsoredStill Carrying Multiple Pairs? Try One Adjustable AlternativeSee adjustable lensesWhat do you call a trip where you never leave your couch?See PunchlineSponsoredEven Frugal People Fall for This Money TrapReview the listWhy do porcupines always win the game?See PunchlineWhy are baseball games at night?See PunchlineWhat's a ghost's favorite work schedule?See PunchlineWhat's a vampire's favorite ice cream flavor?See PunchlineWhy didn't the pony sing the lullaby?See PunchlineWhat did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?See PunchlineWhat's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?See PunchlineWhat kind of music did the kids play for their dad?See PunchlineWhy do plants hate algebra?See PunchlineWhat do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?See PunchlineWhy do corners make great warm spots?See PunchlineWhat did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?See PunchlineHow do you grill cheese?See PunchlineWhere do colds go on vacation?See PunchlineWhich president sounds like spare change?See PunchlineWhat do you give a sick lemon?See PunchlineWhat do you give a dog on a hot summer day?See Punchline
