What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?Squash.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESSponsoredEarn Massive Cash Back With This CardCheck card offersHow do mice celebrate when they move home?See PunchlineSponsoredIt May Be Time to Hear More Clearly With Audien Hearing AidsCompare Audien ModelsWhat is a boulder's favorite movie?See PunchlineSponsoredStill Carrying Multiple Pairs? Try One Adjustable AlternativeSee adjustable lensesWhat did baby dinosaur call its mom?See PunchlineSponsoredEven Frugal People Fall for This Money TrapReview the listWhat's black, white, and spins all day?See PunchlineWhat do you get a lawyer for his birthday?See PunchlineWhat do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?See PunchlineWhat did the pizza say to the pretty topping?See PunchlineWhat's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?See PunchlineDid you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?See PunchlineDo you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?See PunchlineWhy is heaven always so tidy?See PunchlineWhat did the ocean say to the beach?See PunchlineWhat did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?See PunchlineWhat do elves learn in school?See PunchlineWhat do elderly dogs use to get around?See PunchlineWhy did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?See PunchlineWhat's James Bond's favorite hot drink?See PunchlineWhat's a dentist's favorite movie?See PunchlineWhat utensil does water use to eat?See PunchlineWhich birds steal soap from the bath?See Punchline
