Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESSponsoredEarn Massive Cash Back With This CardCheck card offersWhat kind of dog thinks it's a bird?See PunchlineSponsoredIt May Be Time to Hear More Clearly With Audien Hearing AidsCompare Audien ModelsWhat did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?See PunchlineSponsoredStill Carrying Multiple Pairs? Try One Adjustable AlternativeSee adjustable lensesWhat did the octopus use to write his novel?See PunchlineSponsoredEven Frugal People Fall for This Money TrapReview the listWhat animal has the worst mood swings?See PunchlineWhat did Dad say when asked to say grace?See PunchlineWhy did the turtle cross the road?See PunchlineWhat birds always travel in twos?See PunchlineWhere does a sick boat go?See PunchlineWhy shouldn't you trust stairs?See PunchlineHow did the ruler break up the fight?See PunchlineHow is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?See PunchlineWhich state do pencils love most?See PunchlineWhy are pirates such good singers?See PunchlineWho is a fruit's favorite celebrity?See PunchlineWhy do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?See PunchlineWhy did the spider eat fireflies every evening?See PunchlineWhy didn't the melons get married?See PunchlineWhy did the milking stool stay so simple?See PunchlineHow do you calm an elephant that's charging ahead?See PunchlineWhy are cats good at playing video games?See Punchline
