What lights up a soccer stadium?A soccer match.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESSponsoredEarn Massive Cash Back With This CardCheck card offersWhy did the sparrow go to the library?See PunchlineSponsoredIt May Be Time to Hear More Clearly With Audien Hearing AidsCompare Audien ModelsWhy do salmon make such great detectives?See PunchlineSponsoredStill Carrying Multiple Pairs? Try One Adjustable AlternativeSee adjustable lensesWhy did the turkey join the band?See PunchlineSponsoredEven Frugal People Fall for This Money TrapReview the listWhat do sheep wear when it gets chilly?See PunchlineWhat did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?See PunchlineWhat grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?See PunchlineWhat has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?See PunchlineWhat do trees keep as a pet?See PunchlineWhich celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?See PunchlineWhat's the noisiest food?See PunchlineWhat do families call shared chores?See PunchlineWhat do you call a dog in orbit?See PunchlineWhich founding father loves to sing?See PunchlineWhat happens when monkeys split up?See PunchlineWhat does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?See PunchlineWhen fish play football, who is the captain?See PunchlineWhat music do parents enjoy most?See PunchlineIf you need help building an ark...See PunchlineWhat event do spiders love to attend?See PunchlineWhat book do lions read aloud to their whole family?See Punchline
