What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?I'm wood.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESSponsoredEarn Massive Cash Back With This CardCheck card offersWhat's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?See PunchlineSponsoredIt May Be Time to Hear More Clearly With Audien Hearing AidsCompare Audien ModelsWhy did the train always get heated in an argument?See PunchlineSponsoredStill Carrying Multiple Pairs? Try One Adjustable AlternativeSee adjustable lensesWhat goes up when the rain comes down?See PunchlineSponsoredEven Frugal People Fall for This Money TrapReview the listIn the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.See PunchlineWhat's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?See PunchlineWhat makes a glow worm glow?See PunchlineWhat vehicle works the hardest?See PunchlineWhy does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?See PunchlineWhy do cats give such great massages?See PunchlineWhat do cows like to dance to?See PunchlineWhat's the most determined bird?See PunchlineHow did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?See PunchlineWhat do you call an artistic dog?See PunchlineWhat does a car look forward to most on Halloween?See PunchlineHow does a lion greet other animals?See PunchlineWhy did the blanket settle the argument?See PunchlineWhat words make the best athletes?See PunchlineWhy did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?See PunchlineWhat is a plant's favorite college course?See PunchlineWhere does money love to go shopping?See Punchline
