What does a dad call perfect grass?Lawn and order.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESSponsoredEarn Massive Cash Back With This CardCheck card offersWhy did the teacher jump into the ocean?See PunchlineSponsoredIt May Be Time to Hear More Clearly With Audien Hearing AidsCompare Audien ModelsWhat did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?See PunchlineSponsoredStill Carrying Multiple Pairs? Try One Adjustable AlternativeSee adjustable lensesWhat do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?See PunchlineSponsoredEven Frugal People Fall for This Money TrapReview the listWhat kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?See PunchlineWhy was the geometry book so charming?See PunchlineWhy is the frog great at gardening?See PunchlineWhat should your husband name his internet connection?See PunchlineWho does everyone's hair in space?See PunchlineWhy did the swine refuse to apologize?See PunchlineWhy does the photon not need a suitcase?See PunchlineWhat do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?See PunchlineWhat's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?See PunchlineIf there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?See PunchlineWhat type of pasta helps you relax?See PunchlineWhat do you call a car that's always thirsty?See PunchlineWho do little dogs hope to see on Christmas Eve?See PunchlineWho makes the best guest list for Friendsgiving?See PunchlineWhat's a boxer's favorite drink?See PunchlineWhat do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?See PunchlineWhat nationality is Santa Claus?See Punchline
