What do you call an alligator in a vest?An investigator.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESSponsoredEarn Massive Cash Back With This CardCheck card offersWhere does the pepperoni go on vacation?See PunchlineSponsoredIt May Be Time to Hear More Clearly With Audien Hearing AidsCompare Audien ModelsHow does a cow do math?See PunchlineSponsoredStill Carrying Multiple Pairs? Try One Adjustable AlternativeSee adjustable lensesWhat goes by slower than a plot-less movie?See PunchlineSponsoredEven Frugal People Fall for This Money TrapReview the listWhat book do lions read aloud to their whole family?See PunchlineWhat's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?See PunchlineWhy do golfers avoid cake?See PunchlineWhy did the peach buy deodorant?See PunchlineWhat's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?See PunchlineWhy did the map not want to be weighed?See PunchlineWhere does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?See PunchlineWhat's a father's favorite flower?See PunchlineWhat's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?See PunchlineWhy don't math teachers trust wild theories?See PunchlineWhat did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?See PunchlineWhy could no one recognize the sheep?See PunchlineWhat are rental cars called in Spain?See PunchlineWhy was the compass hired as a tour guide?See PunchlineWhy wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?See PunchlineWhat do painters do when they make a mistake?See PunchlineWhat is a waiter's favorite sport?See Punchline