What do sprinters eat before a race?Nothing, they fast!Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESSponsoredEarn Massive Cash Back With This CardCheck card offersWhy do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?See PunchlineSponsoredIt May Be Time to Hear More Clearly With Audien Hearing AidsCompare Audien ModelsWhat do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?See PunchlineSponsoredStill Carrying Multiple Pairs? Try One Adjustable AlternativeSee adjustable lensesWhat's a frog's favorite year?See PunchlineSponsoredEven Frugal People Fall for This Money TrapReview the listWhat's the most common blood type for insects?See PunchlineWhat do you say to a great barista?See PunchlineWhich computer won the talent show?See PunchlineWhat instrument can you play with your stomach?See PunchlineWhat does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?See PunchlineHow does a bee keep up with gossip?See PunchlineDid you hear about the wolves' all-night party?See PunchlineWhat did the butter say to the bread?See PunchlineWhat's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?See PunchlineWhy does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?See PunchlineWhat's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?See PunchlineWhich fish is the best at making glass art?See PunchlineWhat does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?See PunchlineWhy did the cat sit on the computer?See PunchlineWhat do you call a cow with two legs?See PunchlineWhy do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?See PunchlineWhy is it hard to ski on fresh snow?See Punchline
