What do cars call life stories?Auto-biographies.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESSponsoredEarn Massive Cash Back With This CardCheck card offersWhich forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?See PunchlineSponsoredIt May Be Time to Hear More Clearly With Audien Hearing AidsCompare Audien ModelsWhat do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?See PunchlineSponsoredStill Carrying Multiple Pairs? Try One Adjustable AlternativeSee adjustable lensesWhy are surfers so good at conflict resolution?See PunchlineSponsoredEven Frugal People Fall for This Money TrapReview the listWhat do you get when Bambi meets a ghost?See PunchlineWanna hear my favorite potassium joke?See PunchlineWhat goes up when spring rain comes down?See PunchlineWhat class teaches kids how to get along?See PunchlineWhat do you call fowl that fly into windows?See PunchlineWhat did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?See PunchlineWhat is a mechanic's favorite time of year?See PunchlineWhat do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?See PunchlineWhat do you call a stylish runner?See PunchlineWhere do math teachers like to go on vacation?See PunchlineWhat does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?See PunchlineWhich hot drink loves golf?See PunchlineWhy did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?See PunchlineWhat do you call two dentists who never agree?See PunchlineHow did the two figs make their marriage last?See PunchlineWhat do you call a hike across the universe?See PunchlineWhat does a bear cub call its grandfather?See Punchline
