What did the boat say to the paddle on Valentine's Day?You steer my heart.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESSponsoredEarn Massive Cash Back With This CardCheck card offersWhy did the botanist go to Harvard?See PunchlineSponsoredIt May Be Time to Hear More Clearly With Audien Hearing AidsCompare Audien ModelsWhat port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?See PunchlineSponsoredStill Carrying Multiple Pairs? Try One Adjustable AlternativeSee adjustable lensesWhat happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?See PunchlineSponsoredEven Frugal People Fall for This Money TrapReview the listWhat kind of sandals do frogs wear?See PunchlineWhat animal makes the best lunches?See PunchlineWhat's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?See PunchlineWhat's a feline's favorite class in school?See PunchlineWhat do you call a sad latte?See PunchlineWhy do airplanes make bad spouses?See PunchlineWhat is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?See PunchlineWhat did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?See PunchlineWhat kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?See PunchlinePeople are so hard on car mechanics.See PunchlineHow do elephants talk to each other from long distances?See PunchlineWhat did one tectonic plate say when it bumped into the other?See PunchlineWhat happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?See PunchlineWhat's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?See PunchlineWhy is the letter A like a spring flower?See PunchlineHow much room do fungi need in order to grow?See PunchlineWhen is it bad luck to see a black cat?See Punchline
