SponsoredHeart and stroke screenings are coming to your areaLife Line Screening is offering preventive cardiovascular screenings in your area.Check Appointment Availability →Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESSponsoredEarn Massive Cash Back With This CardCheck card offersWhat do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?See PunchlineSponsoredIt May Be Time to Hear More Clearly With Audien Hearing AidsCompare Audien ModelsWhy was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?See PunchlineSponsoredStill Carrying Multiple Pairs? Try One Adjustable AlternativeSee adjustable lensesWhat do you call a horse who writes poems?See PunchlineSponsoredEven Frugal People Fall for This Money TrapReview the listHow do you get a watch ready for work?See PunchlineWhat do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?See PunchlineWhat did March say to the madness?See PunchlineWhy do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?See PunchlineWhat kind of music do killer whales listen to?See PunchlineHave you ever seen Orion's Belt?See PunchlineHow are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?See PunchlineWhat happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?See PunchlineWhat time is it when an elephant flops on your bed?See PunchlineWhat do you call a rich person's bedroom?See PunchlineWho is a dessert's favorite actor?See PunchlineWhat should you wear to a tea party?See PunchlineWhat happens when monkeys split up?See PunchlineWhy did the ticket join the gym?See PunchlineHow do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?See PunchlineHow do you keep your spouse out of your emails?See PunchlineWhat do you call a car that's always thirsty?See Punchline
