She Needed Her Balance Checked!Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over!Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESSponsoredEarn Massive Cash Back With This CardCheck card offersHow much does it cost to swim with the sharks?See PunchlineSponsoredIt May Be Time to Hear More Clearly With Audien Hearing AidsCompare Audien ModelsWhy was the mime upset?See PunchlineSponsoredStill Carrying Multiple Pairs? Try One Adjustable AlternativeSee adjustable lensesWhat does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?See PunchlineSponsoredEven Frugal People Fall for This Money TrapReview the listWho are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?See PunchlineWhat's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?See PunchlineOK, that's enough fish puns.See PunchlineWhat does the Easter Bunny call hiding eggs everywhere?See PunchlineWhat did the man say when the calf attended church?See PunchlineWhat did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?See PunchlineWhat kind of dog thinks it's a bird?See PunchlineWhy do cows have hooves instead of feet?See PunchlineWhat fish loves to play in a band?See PunchlineWhat do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?See PunchlineWhat do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?See PunchlineWhy is whiskey not as popular anymore?See PunchlineWhat nut can you never use a credit card to buy?See PunchlineWhat is a vampire's favorite sport?See PunchlineWhich animals rush into love too fast?See PunchlineWhat's a henway?See PunchlineWhy is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?See Punchline
