My Valentine this year is a goalie.He's a real keeper!Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESSponsoredEarn Massive Cash Back With This CardCheck card offersWhy was the archaeologist out of a job?See PunchlineSponsoredIt May Be Time to Hear More Clearly With Audien Hearing AidsCompare Audien ModelsWhat do trees whisper to flowers in spring?See PunchlineSponsoredStill Carrying Multiple Pairs? Try One Adjustable AlternativeSee adjustable lensesWhat do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?See PunchlineSponsoredEven Frugal People Fall for This Money TrapReview the listHow do baseball players make a birthday cake?See PunchlineWhat does Santa use to help himself walk?See PunchlineWhat do you call a very attractive aircraft?See PunchlineWhere does the president keep his razor?See PunchlineWhat drink do bakers love?See PunchlineWhich candy is always running behind schedule?See PunchlineHow do you organize a party for an astronaut?See PunchlineWhat did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?See PunchlineWhy did the turkey cross the road?See PunchlineWhy did the can crusher quit its job?See PunchlineWho do fish hire to play at their weddings?See PunchlineWhat kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?See PunchlineWhat did the skillet eat on its birthday?See PunchlineWhat do you call a bear with no teeth?See PunchlineWhy are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?See PunchlineWhat did the cow say when her calf fibbed?See PunchlineWhat do you call a Zen egg?See Punchline
