How did the pirate call his mother?On his aye-phone.Next Joke →All Categories🐾Animals🍕Food & Drinks🎉Holiday🤣Puns👔Professional👨👩👧👦Family🏞️Outdoors⚽Sports🎵Music✈️Travel🔥Current Events🚗Vehicles🎓Education👥People🎭Entertainment🏛️Political🔬ScienceMORE JOKESSponsoredEarn Massive Cash Back With This CardCheck card offersWhat did the mother rope say to her child?See PunchlineSponsoredIt May Be Time to Hear More Clearly With Audien Hearing AidsCompare Audien ModelsWhat kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?See PunchlineSponsoredStill Carrying Multiple Pairs? Try One Adjustable AlternativeSee adjustable lensesDid you see that all the ice and snow is melting?See PunchlineSponsoredEven Frugal People Fall for This Money TrapReview the listWhere do mice book their dream vacation?See PunchlineWhy did the elephant quit his job?See PunchlineWhere do chips wear socks?See PunchlineWhy can't bikes stand up on their own?See PunchlineWhat did the group of hobbits name their band?See PunchlineWhy were bugs playing football in a teacup?See PunchlineWhat do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?See PunchlineWhy did the tennis player win the case?See PunchlineWhere do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?See PunchlineWhat do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?See PunchlineWhat's a cow's favorite music note?See PunchlineWhy do we tell actors to break a leg?See PunchlineWhy did the bookmark get the job?See PunchlineWho do fish pray to when they need help?See PunchlineWhere do football coaches go when they're tired of it all?See PunchlineWhat food is a man's best friend?See PunchlineHow do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?See Punchline
